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Joel Gertner: Once again Joey shut your mouth in the the pressence of greatness. yes it is I, your quintessential studdmuffin, Joel "You’re mom though she was the *BEEP*, So I made her my bit@h" Gertner. And I'm here to bring you some of the news that has been floating around the watering hole of the studs and hoes of UCWA. Joel Gertner: Vince McMahon is here and has already shook up the UCWA by handing over the Title Match decusions to The Champion, The Rock. Joel Gertner: Rumor has it that Scott Steiner plans on gunning for the TV Title. Now if this is true…that spells a whole Heap of trouble for the current holder. Joel Gertner: I heard after he lost the InterNational Title to Raven, DDP decided to try to refocus himself by going back to where it all started….what ever that means. Joel Gertner: And what is the deal with Jerry Lynn. Ever since coming here he has been attacking everything that is moving….but did he bite off more then he can chew getting in the face of The Rock. Joel Gertner: Now with those little tidbits out of the way. Lets get to my list of guys to watch out for in the upcoming months here in the UCWA.
Joel Gertner: Now
let me go and handle the many of "Gertner-Women" that are
banging to be banged and hand this over to the master of the five knuckle
shuffle , Joey Styles. Lets see how Joey handles The People’s Champion. |